YOU SAID:

M y o c t o b e r i s h a p p y you are a dog so go EAT ME

INTO JAPANESE

M yoctoberishappyあなたは犬ですので、私を食べに行きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

M yoctoberishappy You are a dog, so I will go eat me.

INTO JAPANESE

M yoctoberishappyあなたは犬ですから、私は私を食べに行きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Because you are a dog, I am going to eat myself.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが犬であるので、私は自分自身を食べるつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am going to eat myself because you are a dog.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが犬であるので私は自分自身を食べるつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am going to eat myself because you are a dog.