YOU SAID:
marci is sitting next to me shuffling a deck of cards. The dog is evil and is plotting to kill the world.
INTO JAPANESE
マーシーはデッキのカードをシャッフルしたり私の隣に座っています。犬、邪悪な世界を殺すためにプロットします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Marcy is shuffling the deck of cards, is sitting next to me. Plot to kill dogs, an evil world.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.