YOU SAID:
My cobbler is burnt because I pooped on it
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うんちをしたのでコブラーが焦げる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cobbler burns because I pooped
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うんちをしたのでコブラーが燃える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cobbler burns because I pooped
INTO JAPANESE
うんちしたのでコブラーが燃える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cobbler burns because I'm pooping
INTO JAPANESE
私がうんちをしているのでコブラーが燃える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cobbler burns because I'm pooping
That didn't even make that much sense in English.