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my dad is gonna stick his wiener in my pooper if i dont get 1000 likes

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私の父は私が1000のいいねを得なければ私のうんちに彼のウインナーを突き刺すつもりです

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My father will stick his wiener into my poo if I don't get a 1000 likes

INTO JAPANESE

私の父は私が1000のいいねを得なければ、私のうんちに彼のウインナーを突き刺すだろう

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My father would stick his wiener into my poo if I didn't get a 1000 likes.

INTO JAPANESE

私が1000のいいねを手に入れなければ、父は私のうんちにウインナーを突き刺すだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I don't get a 1000 likes, my father will stick a wiener in my poo.

INTO JAPANESE

私が1000のいいねを手に入れなければ、父は私のうんちにウインナーを突き刺すでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I don't get a 1000 likes, my father will stick a wiener in my poo.