YOU SAID:

my long-distance boyfriend dumped me after a day because he couldn't do long-distance. he is a stupid piece of poo and i will hunt him down and pee on him.

INTO JAPANESE

私の遠距離恋愛の彼氏は、遠距離恋愛ができなかったので、1日後に私を捨てました。彼はばかげたうんちで、私は彼を追い詰めて、彼をおしっこします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My long-distance relationship boyfriend couldn't do long-distance relationships, so he abandoned me a day later. He's a ridiculous poop and I hunt him down and pee him.

INTO JAPANESE

私の遠距離恋愛の彼氏は遠距離恋愛ができなかったので、翌日私を捨てました。彼はばかげたうんちです、そして私は彼を追い詰めて、彼をおしっこします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My long-distance relationship boyfriend couldn't do long-distance relationships, so I abandoned me the next day. He's a ridiculous poop, and I hunt him down and pee him.

INTO JAPANESE

遠距離恋愛の彼氏は遠距離恋愛ができなかったので翌日見捨てました。彼はばかげたうんちです、そして私は彼を追い詰めて、彼をおしっこします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My boyfriend in long-distance relationship couldn't do long-distance relationship, so I abandoned it the next day. He's a ridiculous poop, and I hunt him down and pee him.

INTO JAPANESE

遠距離恋愛の彼氏は遠距離恋愛ができなかったので翌日断念しました。彼はばかげたうんちです、そして私は彼を追い詰めて、彼をおしっこします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My boyfriend in long-distance relationship couldn't do long-distance relationship, so I gave up the next day. He's a ridiculous poop, and I hunt him down and pee him.

INTO JAPANESE

遠距離恋愛の彼氏は遠距離恋愛ができなかったので翌日諦めました。彼はばかげたうんちです、そして私は彼を追い詰めて、彼をおしっこします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My boyfriend in long-distance relationship couldn't do long-distance relationship, so I gave up the next day. He's a ridiculous poop, and I hunt him down and pee him.