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My mate just fell in the bin and now he looks like a rotten banana ha hah ha hah

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私の仲間はちょうどビンに落ち、今彼は腐ったバナナのように見えるハッハッハ

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My companion just fell to the bottle, now he seems like a rotten banana Ha ha ha

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私の仲間はちょうどボトルに落ちた、今、彼は腐ったバナナのように思えるハッハッハ

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I was just joking about...

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今 ちょうど...

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I was just joking about...