YOU SAID:

My nannas racoon flushed my glasses down the loo i called the plumber but he was really a fish, so i had to call the fisherman.

INTO JAPANESE

私のナンナアライグマは私が配管工と呼んだトイレに私の眼鏡を流しましたが、彼は本当に魚だったので、私は漁師に電話しなければなりませんでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My Nanna raccoon flushed my glasses into the toilet I called a plumber, but he was really a fish, so I had to call the fisherman.

INTO JAPANESE

私のナンナアライグマは私が配管工と呼んだトイレに私の眼鏡を流しました、しかし彼は本当に魚だったので、私は漁師に電話しなければなりませんでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My Nanna raccoon flushed my glasses into the toilet I called the plumber, but he was really a fish, so I had to call the fisherman.

INTO JAPANESE

私のナンナアライグマは私が配管工と呼んだトイレに私の眼鏡を流しました、しかし彼は本当に魚だったので、私は漁師に電話しなければなりませんでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My Nanna raccoon flushed my glasses into the toilet I called the plumber, but he was really a fish, so I had to call the fisherman.