YOU SAID:
My toenails taste and smell like cheese. I plan to eat it now or sell it on eBay. I'm going to sell cheese toenails and make a lot of money.
INTO JAPANESE
私の足の爪はチーズのような味と匂いがします。今すぐ食べるか、eBayで売るつもりです。チーズの足の爪を売って大金を稼ぐつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My toenails taste and smell like cheese. I plan to eat it now or sell it on eBay. I'm going to sell cheese toenails and make a lot of money.
INTO JAPANESE
私の足の爪はチーズのような味と匂いがします。今すぐ食べるか、eBayで売るつもりです。チーズの足の爪を売って大金を稼ぐつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My toenails taste and smell like cheese. I plan to eat it now or sell it on eBay. I'm going to sell cheese toenails and make a lot of money.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
