YOU SAID:

My wallet stole my money. My collar stole my dog. My brain stole my head. I have nothing, I am me.

INTO JAPANESE

私の財布は、私の金を盗んだ。私の襟は、私の犬を盗んだ。私の脳は、私の頭を盗んだ。私は何も、私は私。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wallet was stolen my money. My collar stole my dog. Stole my brain is in my head. Nothing, I I I.

INTO JAPANESE

私の財布が盗まれた私のお金。私の襟は、私の犬を盗んだ。盗んだ私の脳は、頭の中は。何も、私私私。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wallet was stolen my money. My collar stole my dog. Stole my brain is in my head. Nothing, I I I.