YOU SAID:
Obama did not touch my cat illegally
INTO JAPANESE
オバマは違法に私の猫に触れませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Obama did not touch my cat illegally
INTO JAPANESE
オバマは違法に私の猫に触れませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Obama did not touch my cat illegally
That didn't even make that much sense in English.