YOU SAID:
Oh boy I can't wait to die because of trees
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、木が原因で死ぬのが待ちきれません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I can't wait to die because of the trees
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、木々のせいで死ぬのが待ちきれません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I can't wait to die because of the trees
That didn't even make that much sense in English.