YOU SAID:

oh CHRIST! Haven't you ever had the pee pee in the poo poo poo.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、クリス！あなたがうんちおしっこをうんちうんちにしたことがありませんか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, Chris! Have you ever tried pooping poo poo?

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、クリス！あなたはうんちうんちうんちを試してみましたか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, Chris! Have you tried poo poop?

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、クリス！あなたはうんちをしようとしましたか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, Chris! Have you tried to poo?

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、クリス！あなたはうんちをしようとしましたか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, Chris! Have you tried to poo?