YOU SAID:

Oh dear. I left my wallet on top of the house.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ。家の上に私の財布を左しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh. House on my wallet left you.

INTO JAPANESE

それで　俺のうちの俺のソファで俺の妻と 一緒にいるのか！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You're in my house on my couch with my wife.

INTO JAPANESE

それで　俺のうちの俺のソファで俺の妻と 一緒にいるのか！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You're in my house on my couch with my wife.