YOU SAID:

Oh dear. The president appears to like jam.

INTO JAPANESE

まあ。大統領はジャムが好きだと思われる。

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oh dear. The president seems to like jam.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ。大統領は、ジャムを好きなようです。

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Oh. Jam like the President, is like that.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ。大統領のようなジャムはそうです。

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Hey. Hey, man.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ そうです...

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Hey. Hey, man.