YOU SAID:

oh me god look at her hat

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、神は彼女の帽子を見てください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh god look at her hat

INTO JAPANESE

なんてこった、彼女の帽子を見て

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What a mess, look at her hat

INTO JAPANESE

なんてめちゃくちゃ、彼女の帽子を見て

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What a mess, look at her hat