YOU SAID:

Oh my god I'm so freaking tired seriously I'm practically asleep right now

INTO JAPANESE

ああ私の神は、私は真剣に疲れておかしくなり、私は実質的に眠っている今

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my God, I seriously tired freaking out, and I was practically sleeping now

INTO JAPANESE

ああ私の神は、真剣に疲れておかしくなりと今実質的に眠って

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my God, seriously tired and crazy and practically sleeping now

INTO JAPANESE

ああ私の神は、真剣に疲れてクレイジーと実質的に今は眠っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my God, seriously tired and crazy, practically sleeping now.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ私の神は、真剣に疲れ、狂気、実質的に今は眠っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my God, seriously tired and crazy, practically sleeping now.