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oh yeah ladies and gents I ain't never gettin 100 likes so hi :)

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ああ、女性と紳士私は100のいいねを得ることはありませんので、こんにちは:)

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Oh, ladies and gentlemen hello because I don't get 100 likes:)

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私は100のいいねを得ていないので、皆さんこんにちは:)

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Oh, I didn't get 100 likes, so hello everyone :)

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私は100のいいねを得ていないので、こんにちは皆さん:)

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, I didn't get 100 likes, so hello everyone :)