YOU SAID:

Pain is dumb cheese is dumb, equalibriums are dumb, I hate everything I like cheese though it makes me happy like a paradox pie.

INTO JAPANESE

痛みは愚か、チーズは愚か、平衡は愚か、チーズはパラドックスパイのように私を幸せにしてくれるが、好きなものはすべて嫌いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pain is stupid, cheese is stupid, balance is stupid, cheese makes me happy like Paradox Spy, but I hate everything I love.

INTO JAPANESE

痛みは愚か、チーズは愚か、バランスは愚か、チーズはParadox Spyのように私を幸せにしてくれますが、私は好きなものすべてが嫌いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pain is stupid, cheese is stupid, balance is stupid, cheese makes me happy like Paradox Spy, but I hate everything I love.