YOU SAID:
poke his eyes out and i'll tell him what he saw
INTO JAPANESE
彼の目を突き出して私は彼が見たものを彼に言う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sticking his eyes I tell him what he saw
INTO JAPANESE
彼の目をくっつける私は彼が見たものを彼に言う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stick his eyes I tell him what he saw
INTO JAPANESE
彼の目をくっつけた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stuck his eyes
INTO JAPANESE
彼の目を刺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stuck his eyes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.