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pooping is for children and sleeping is for the dead

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うんちは子供のためであり、睡眠は死者のためのものです

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Poop is for children and sleep is for the dead

INTO JAPANESE

うんちは子供のためのもので、睡眠は死者のためのものです

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Poop is for kids and sleep is for the dead

INTO JAPANESE

うんちは子供のためのもので、睡眠は死者のためのものです

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Poop is for kids and sleep is for the dead