YOU SAID:

put your pants on one leg at a time

INTO JAPANESE

皆、同じ人間だ！ ありがとう御座いました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put my pants on one leg at a time, thank you very much!

INTO JAPANESE

皆、同じ人間だ！ ありがとう御座いました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put my pants on one leg at a time, thank you very much!