YOU SAID:

Right now, your promises mean a grand total of jacksquat to me.

INTO JAPANESE

今、あなたの約束の意味私に jacksquat の総計。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now, I promise you a grand total of jacksquat.

INTO JAPANESE

今、私は jacksquat の総計を約束します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now, I promise a grand total of jacksquat.

INTO JAPANESE

今、私は jacksquat の総計を約束します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Now, I promise a grand total of jacksquat.