YOU SAID:

slap a chicken across its face and go to switzerland when you are next available

INTO JAPANESE

鶏の顔を叩いて、次に利用できるようになったらスイスに行きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Slap the chicken in the face and go to Switzerland the next time it's available

INTO JAPANESE

チキンの顔を叩いて、次回利用可能なときにスイスに行きましょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Slap the chicken in the face and go to Switzerland the next time it's available