YOU SAID:

Sometimes i take a fat frigging dump in my pants just because i can.

INTO JAPANESE

出来るからといって、時々 私は私のズボンに脂肪いまいましいダンプを取る。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Just because I can, sometimes I take fat damn dumps on my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

私ができることだけで、時には私はズボンの上に太ったダンプダンプを取る。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Just as I can, sometimes I take a fat dump dump on my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

できるだけ早く、私はズボンにダンプダンプを取ることがあります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As soon as I can, I will take a dump dump on my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

できるだけ早く、私はズボンにダンプダンプを取る。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As soon as I can, I take a dump dump to my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

できるだけ早く、私はズボンにダンプダンプを取る。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

As soon as I can, I take a dump dump to my pants.