YOU SAID:

Stop with all the "If I get 100 likes I get a dog" stuff!

INTO JAPANESE

「100好きになれば犬を飼ってね」というものを全部止めろ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stop all that you like "If you like 100, keep a dog!"

INTO JAPANESE

「100が好きなら、犬を飼って」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"If you like 100, keep a dog"

INTO JAPANESE

「100が好きなら犬を飼って」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"Keep a dog if you like 100"

INTO JAPANESE

「100が好きなら犬を飼ってください」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"If you like 100, please keep a dog"

INTO JAPANESE

「100が好きなら、犬を飼ってください」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"If you like 100, please keep a dog"