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the people that I used to like now only eat pizza so I might just ditch them. But to be fair they have only caused me trouble so I might swell eat them first

INTO JAPANESE

私が今好きだった人はピザだけを食べるので、私は彼らを捨てるだけです。しかし、公正に言うと、彼らは私にトラブルを引き起こしただけなので、最初にそれらを食べて膨らむかもしれません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The one I liked now eats pizza only, so I just throw them away. But to be fair, they only caused me trouble, so they might eat them first and swell

INTO JAPANESE

私が今好きな人はピザだけを食べるので、私はそれらを捨てます。しかし、公平を期すために、彼らは私にトラブルを引き起こしただけなので、彼らは最初にそれらを食べて膨らむかもしれません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Those who I like now eat only pizza, so I throw them away. But to be fair, they only caused me trouble, so they might eat them first and swell

INTO JAPANESE

私が今好きな人はピザだけを食べるので、私はそれらを捨てます。しかし、公平を期すために、彼らは私にトラブルを引き起こしただけなので、彼らは最初にそれらを食べて膨らむかもしれません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Those who I like now eat only pizza, so I throw them away. But to be fair, they only caused me trouble, so they might eat them first and swell