YOU SAID:

This chicken tastes like buffalo, which tastes like pork, which tastes like mayonnaise, which tastes like kids' tears, which tastes like broken hearts, which taste like chicken.

INTO JAPANESE

この鶏は、バッファローは、マヨネーズは、子供たちの涙、味のような失恋、鶏肉のような味のような味のような味豚肉のような味のような味します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This chicken, Buffalo will taste of heartbreak kids tears taste like the chicken taste taste taste pork taste like mayonnaise.