YOU SAID:

This just in: all dogs in a five-mile area go deaf.

INTO JAPANESE

これはちょうど5マイル圏内のすべての犬は耳が聞こえなくなります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is just 5 miles walking all the dogs ears inaudible.

INTO JAPANESE

カウンセリングより 結局家庭だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Look. I did all the counseling and stuff. This is just the way things are.

INTO JAPANESE

カウンセリングより 結局家庭だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Look. I did all the counseling and stuff. This is just the way things are.