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this one time i died it kind of sucked.

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この一度私はそれを吸ったように死んだ。

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This once died like i sucked it.

INTO JAPANESE

これはかつて私が吸ったように死んだ。

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This once died as I smoked.

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これは私が喫煙したときに一度死にました。

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This died once when I smoked.

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これは私が喫煙したときに一度死にました。

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This died once when I smoked.