YOU SAID:
This soul-breaking record is sure to transform your hands into otter paws.
INTO JAPANESE
この魂を揺るがすレコードは、あなたの手をカワウソの足に変えること間違いなしです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This soul-stirring record is sure to turn your hands into otter paws.
INTO JAPANESE
この魂を揺さぶるレコードは、あなたの手をカワウソの足に変えること間違いなしです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This soul-stirring record is sure to turn your hands into otter paws.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
