YOU SAID:
thongs on my bottom in a car with three wheeles
INTO JAPANESE
3 wheeles の車で私の下でひも
BACK INTO ENGLISH
car 3 wheeles on under my thong
INTO JAPANESE
私のひもの下に車 3 wheeles
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Underneath the laces of my car 3 wheeles
INTO JAPANESE
私の車のレースの下に3輪
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Three wheels under my car race
INTO JAPANESE
私の車レースの下にある3つの車輪
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Three wheels under my car race
That didn't even make that much sense in English.