YOU SAID:
thou art no chocolate chip!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはチョコレートチップなし!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You have no chocolate chips!
INTO JAPANESE
チョコレートチップはありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is no chocolate chip!
INTO JAPANESE
チョコレートチップはありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is no chocolate chip!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.