YOU SAID:
Thou shalt not microwave your shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの靴をマイクロ波 shalt なた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's a microwave shalt thou your shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
それは電子レンジ shalt なたあなたの靴。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's a microwave shalt thou your shoes.
You should move to Japan!