YOU SAID:
Touch my hair and you're gonna die
INTO JAPANESE
俺の髪に触れて、あなたは死ぬ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Touch my hair and you'll die
INTO JAPANESE
私の髪に触れると、あなたは死ぬだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Touch my hair and you'll die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.