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Uhh who is saying all this weird stuff?

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ええと、このすべての奇妙なことを言っているのは誰ですか？

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Well, who is saying all this weird thing?

INTO JAPANESE

さて、誰がこの奇妙なことを言っているのですか？

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Now, who is saying this strange thing?

INTO JAPANESE

さて、誰がこの奇妙なことを言っているのですか？

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Now, who is saying this strange thing?