YOU SAID:

Well blow me down, I did not see that coming!

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、私はそれが来て見ていない、私を吹きます！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I do not see it coming, it blows me!

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、私はそれが来て見ていない、それは私を吹きます！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I do not see it coming, it blows me!