YOU SAID:

Well if that ain't the darnest thing I've ever did see!

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よくではない場合、べらぼうの事今まで見た!

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If it is not good, I've seen the things I've ever seen!

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それは良いではない、私は私が今まで見たものを見てきました!

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It is not good, I've seen things I have ever seen!

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それは良いではない、私が見たものを見てきました!

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It is not the good I have seen have seen!

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見た見た良いじゃない!

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I saw saw no good!

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見た見た良い!

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I saw looked good!

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私は良い見えたを見た!

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I looked I saw!

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私は私を見た見た!

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I saw I saw!

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私は見た!

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I saw it.

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- 見たんだ

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- I saw it.

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- 見たの

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- I saw it.