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🍝 What the spaghetti did you just spaghetti say about me, you little meatball? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Culinary Institute of Italy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Olive Garden, and I have over 300 confirmed lasagnas. I am trained in al dente warfare and I'm the top chef in the entire Italian kitchen. You are nothing to me but just another noodle. I will wipe you the spaghetti out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my marinara sauce. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, pesto. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of chefs across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, stracciatella. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your appetite. You're spaghetti sauce, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cook for you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in culinary combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Food Network and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable taste buds off the face of the continent, you little risotto. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fettuccine. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you spicy sausage. I will toss fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're linguine, kiddo. 🍝

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🍝 スパゲッティ、さっきのスパゲッティ、私について何て言ったんですか、小さなミートボール？知っておいてもらいたいのですが、私はイタリア料理学校を首席で卒業しており、オリーブ園への秘密裏の襲撃に何度も参加しており、確認されたラザニアは 300 個以上あります。私はアルデンテの戦いの訓練を受けており、イタリア料理界全体のトップシェフです

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🍝 Spaghetti, spaghetti, what did you say about me, little meatball? Just so you know, I graduated at the top of my class from an Italian culinary school, have participated in many undercover raids on Olive Gardens, and have made over 30 confirmed lasagna

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🍝 スパゲッティ、スパゲッティ、小さなミートボール、私のこと何て言ったの？念のため言っておきますが、私はイタリアの料理学校を首席で卒業し、オリーブ園への潜入捜査に何度も参加し、確認されているラザニアを30以上作ってきました。

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🍝 Spaghetti, spaghetti, little meatballs, what did you say about me? Just to be clear, I graduated at the top of my class from a culinary school in Italy, participated in multiple Olive Garden undercover operations, and have made over 30 confirmed lasagna dishes.

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🍝 スパゲッティ、スパゲッティ、小さなミートボール、私のこと何と言った？念のため言っておきますが、私はイタリアの調理師学校を首席で卒業し、オリーブ園の複数の潜入作戦に参加し、確認されているラザニア料理を30以上作ってきました。

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🍝 Spaghetti, spaghetti, little meatballs, what did you say about me? Just to be clear, I graduated at the top of my class from a culinary school in Italy, participated in multiple Olive Garden undercover operations, and have made over 30 confirmed lasagna dishes.