YOU SAID:
When life gives you lemons, kill yourself.
INTO JAPANESE
人生はあなたにレモンを与える、自分自身を殺します。
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Life kills itself, giving you a lemon.
INTO JAPANESE
人生はあなたにレモンを与えること自体を殺します。
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Life giving you lemons kills itself.
INTO JAPANESE
人生はあなたにレモンを与える自分自身を殺します。
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Life kills itself give you a lemon.
INTO JAPANESE
人生は自分自身を殺すあなたにレモンを与えます。
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Life gives lemons you kill yourself.
INTO JAPANESE
人生は、あなた自身を殺すレモンを与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Life gives lemons you kill yourself.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.