YOU SAID:
When the going gets tough, the tough read Dirk Drain-Head!
INTO JAPANESE
状況が厳しくなると、Dirk Drain-Head!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dirk Drain-Head!
INTO JAPANESE
ダークドレインヘッド!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dark drain head!
INTO JAPANESE
ダークドレンヘッド!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Dark drain head!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.