YOU SAID:

Where is my freaking bedtime

INTO JAPANESE

私おかしくなり就寝時があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I freaking have a bedtime.

INTO JAPANESE

私はおかしくなりは就寝をしており。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Freaking out I was on the bed.

INTO JAPANESE

私がおかしくなり、ベッドの上だった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Freaking out I was on the bed.