YOU SAID:
Who would win in a fight, Me or your mom
INTO JAPANESE
勝つかだれが戦い、私またはあなたのお母さんに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Win the fight who, to me or your MOM
INTO JAPANESE
誰が、私やあなたのお母さんの戦いに勝つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Who wins battle of me and your MOM
INTO JAPANESE
私とあなたのお母さんの戦いを勝人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me and your MOM fight WINS.
INTO JAPANESE
私とあなたのお母さんは、WINS を戦います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Me and your MOM fight WINS.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
