YOU SAID:

Why am I such an idiot.

INTO JAPANESE

なぜ私はこのような白痴のです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why do I like this idiot is.

INTO JAPANESE

この白痴を好きな理由です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This idiot is like and why.

INTO JAPANESE

この白痴は好きで、なぜです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This idiot is like and why.