YOU SAID:
why cats when you have dogs
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが犬を飼っているのになぜ猫なのか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why you are a cat when you have a dog
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが犬を飼っているのにあなたが猫である理由
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why you are a cat when you have a dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.