YOU SAID:
Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ金正恩侮辱私「短いと脂肪?」私は決して彼を呼び出す、ときに「古い」私呼び出すことによってまあ、一生懸命 - 彼の友人と多分いつの日か、発生します!
That's deep, man.
