YOU SAID:
Wouldn't it be nice if wives would talk about pigs?
INTO JAPANESE
あれが本当の子供ならな
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wouldn't it be nice if he was a real boy?
INTO JAPANESE
あれが本当の子供ならな
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wouldn't it be nice if he was a real boy?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.