YOU SAID:

yesterday I ate a dog and then i pooped my pants in the middle of the street.

INTO JAPANESE

昨日、犬を食べて、通りの真ん中でズボンをぶらぶらしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yesterday I ate a dog and hung pants in the middle of the street.

INTO JAPANESE

昨日、私は犬を食べ、通りの真ん中でズボンを掛けました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yesterday I ate a dog and put on my pants in the middle of the street.

INTO JAPANESE

昨日、私は犬を食べて、通りの真ん中でズボンをはきました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yesterday I ate a dog and put on my pants in the middle of the street.