YOU SAID:
You are a lying dog poney soldier.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは嘘つきのポニー兵士です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a liar pony soldier.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはうそつきのポニー兵です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a liar pony soldier.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.