YOU SAID:
You are adopted by sassy devious dogs
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは生意気な邪悪な犬に引き取られました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you were adopted by a cheeky evil dog
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは生意気な邪悪な犬に引き取られました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you were adopted by a cheeky evil dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.