YOU SAID:
You're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはオートミールのボウルよりも厚い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are thicker than oatmeal bowl
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはオートミールボウルよりも厚い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are thicker than oatmeal bowl
Come on, you can do better than that.